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Subject: Coast RULES Date: 14-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
Hahahaahahaha , just checked this page for the first time in a years... moving,having baby,building, life. Shit, I pissed my pants twice (just a few drops) just reading comments on the first page. Too bad participation and discussion has dropped off. The king Brian pic on the front page rules, it reeks experience,balls and gnarlyness. I was never hard core, but ive bombed Jakes rash many times around 2004 solo and with meet ups from this site. (raggie ,mills,bricin,sandman and other dirtbags) I participated in a bunch of the early 2000's seawall rides,100's of 4th ave bombs, 10th east to alma, Cyps bombs.Lived on the coast for a bit, bypass, cemetaryhill/lower road at 3am no light. Multiple chan kamakizee races.... so much fun. Ive traveled many places in the world with my JAKES RASH/dangerbay t shirt and Im approached by racers(worldwide) all the time asking about my shirt...CUZ THEY KNOW! Anyways skating= good times. Be happy And Bricin, your captions on the front page are fuckin rad, they always make me smile.



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 14-12-2014
Author: CApT nEmO Reply
Best post in a long long time



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 14-12-2014
Author: CVmack Reply
welcome back!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 14-12-2014
Author: STRIKE Reply
FUCKIN GOOD TO HEAR PETER!! FUCK YEAH!!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 17-12-2014
Author: k-skinz Reply
i fuckin loved that post



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 19-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
This is a big shout out to the people of Coast, I don't mean to brag but I like to boast. Striker is the man, holding it down, Driving a sticker covered van all around town. Watch out for Chilliwack, they smell like corn, King Brian used to take pics of skateboards and porn. and They been bombing hills, since before u were born. Wes is gnarly, on his board and in the water, Divin down deep and bringing up a seafood platter. Team Green has that name for a reason, They be smoking fatties and bombing hills every season. The green makes u chill, makes u go faster, Wake and bake, Team Green is the master. Jakes Rash is a fun hill, I love it to bits, Crash on ur chest , you'll have roadrash on ur tits. Red eyez, don't know much about them, but they always be training, the hills are their gym. Yardwaste is on the scene, tearing it up, Get outta their way, they don't give a fuck. What about Jody, he started the Sully, Try to pass him, you end up in a gully. One of the OG's, he raced the first red bull, Pass me the joint, I need to take a pull. Also Shreddi, he is the Deerhunter, Bombing Cyps, smashing deers into the gutter.

... to be continued...



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 19-12-2014
Author: cApT nEmO Reply
Hahahahaha love it!!!!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 20-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
Ok, im gonna rap about the peeps that reply, and thats because, my fuckin' rhymes are fly. K-rimes has trucks that fast people buy. he's a stand up Dude, a world champion guy. I don't have any, because I ride JimZ's. The original precisions, that aim to please , I like my sandwiches with onions and cheese. He's an OG too, J-Z, he won a Danger Bay. Apparenttly 0-Sixx is gay… Sorry, I mean a transgendered lonboarder, To ride Mary, U have to cross the boarder. What about Scoot, the world champ from the coast, Melting wheels like hot butter on toast. If u pass him a fattie he'll take a toke, The negative people on Coast are a fuckin' joke.

To be continued...



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 20-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
Well I don't care ,if you peeps reply , I'm fast on my skate, Im a classy guy. I been smoking and drinking on a Friday night, The negative people want a verbal fight. You should bomb hills and be happy, I love it when my baby takes a nappy. Positivity, ya, it's the way to go, when I was younger, I had an afro. But I'm older and bald, and getting fat, I guess I should blame Team Pizza for that. Next year I should attend the Wack Attack. Children of The Corn, watch ur back…

…going to bed….



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 20-12-2014
Author: brian in chilliwack Reply
fuck yea!!!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 20-12-2014
Author: YARDWASTE Reply
hahaha rad!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 21-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
I appreciate the props I'll let you know, I smoke weed, drink booze but I don't do blow! I said I would rhyme about people that reply, So right now, I'm about to comply . Capt Nemo, he's probably 20,000 leagues deep, Providing seafood for the hungry peeps. CVMack,, he's a gnarly guy, bombin' Mt. Wash , Red Eyes team is lush. Striker, he's rollin' at 300+ pounds , Get in his way, he pass or knock you down. K-Skins got the worst road rash I've ever scene, Thats what you get for bombing with TEAM GREEN. Wes commented again and I appreciate that, He was Danger Bay Masters champ and that's a fact. King Brian, an all around ripper, The topless pics of ladies, he did deliver. Yardwaste, I never met you before , but heard you puked, in the CRIB on the floor.

… enough for now…

Next I might tell a story about shitting my pants…

Let's keep Coast fun



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 22-12-2014
Author: STRIKE Reply
hhaahahaha yeah!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 22-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
I'M SHITTING MY PANTS !!!!!

I'll change it up a bit from my rhymes.

Was about 25 min from the ski house and I could feel the pressure building… I can handle it and I want to shit in my own toilet.

Pressure's building in my bowels and I'm maybe 10 min away… Stay calm, stay clam. Finally I roll up the driveway, yes!!!

I gently swing both legs out together, butt cheeks clenched… I know I don't have much time until things get dirty. I walk straight legged clenched on

my tip toes to the door. Search my pockets…I don't have keys for the cabin and no garage door opener. Fuck! I consider shitting outside, look

around, only pine trees and cedar, nothing to wipe with and I know it's going to be messy. I figure out how to jack open the garage door, only

bending at the waist, knees tight, butt clenched.Get the garage door open enough to roll under "Indiana Jones style", get up straight legged and

clenched but no leakage yet (I think). Now, the door from the boot room into the house has a keyed lock on it too. So close, yet so far. My bowels

are now reaching maximum pressure. Thank goodness there is a workshop in the boot room and the locked door's hinges are on my side….

Stay calm, grab a nail set and hammer, pop the pins out of the hinges, remove door and I'm home free. It's a custom door cut down, the bottom

hinge is only 6" off the floor. Fuck! That is awful low when our anus is at maximum pressure and about to erupt with an explosion of shit . Pop the top and middle hinge

no prob but my anus is losing its battle against the torrent of diarrhea. I have to get that bottom hinge pin out. I drop to my stomach and start

hammering the nail set/pin with the side of the hammer its so low…and it's fucking stuck! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap, F…U…C…K !!!! so close and I'm

now SHITTING MY PANTS !!!! FUCK!!!!!, I start going ape shit on this hinge pin , it finally pops. I remove the door, I'm completely filthy inside my pants

and scoot to he bathroom, what a disgusting, stinking, messy scene. I finish the job on the toilet, clean toilet seat/toilet/floor , rinse pants,

underwear and socks, throw in washing machine. Have shower to remove the fecal matter from my body ,get ski gear on and go skiing.



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 22-12-2014
Author: cApT nEmO (Wes) Reply
IM SHITTING MY DIVE SUIT. FUCK IM DIVING PICKING URCHINS I CAN FEEL THE PREASSURE BUILDING. NO PROBLEMO I THINK, JUST SWIM UP TO THE BOAT CLIMB ON IN. WELL LET ME TELL YA KIDS I JST DONT WORK THAT WAY. GET ON THE LADDER CLIMBING ON BOARD AND SCREAMING TO THE DECK HAND HURRY HURRY MY ASS MOUTH IS GONNA PUKE.... RIGHT WHEN OLD RED DOG GRABS THE ZIPPER MY BOWELS LET GO. AND BOY WAS I DRINKING HEAVY THE NIGHT BEFORE. I STUGGLE TO GET MY SUIT DOWN AROUND MY KNEES TO HANG MY SAGGY OLD BALLS AND ASS OVER THE BOAT. SHIT IS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE A REGULAR SHIT STORM. MY ASS MOUTH IS PUKING OV THE DIVE LADDER AND WHAT THE FUCK..... THE OTHER DIVER NAMED STINKY (of all the fucked up names a guy could possibly have at that moment). WELL OLD STINKY LOOKS RIGHT INTO THE BROWN EYE OF THE MONSTER. AND WHAT DOES HE SEE ???? YOU GUESSED IT GAZING INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT CALLED MY ASSMOUTH IT WAS VOMITTING SHIT ALL OVER HIS FACE. HE WASNT HAPPY. BUT THE SHIT STORM WAS A BIG ONE THE SPRY FROM ALL THAT SHIT WAS EVERY WHERE. NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAD TO WASH EVERY THING IN THAT COLD BLU OCEAN. REMEBER KIDS SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

THERE ARE OTHER SHIT STORIES OLD HOLLYWOOOD COULD TELL BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER TIME. SHIT STORIES ARE THE BEST!!!! Merry Christmas you silly shitters.



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 22-12-2014
Author: cApT nEmO Reply
Oh hey ever had your ball sack caught in a fucking hidea bed and not know???? Because ur balls are so big they just roll around at will and seem to have a mind of their own.Then ur sexy lady beckons for you, and being the fuck stud that you are you leap majestically from said hidea bed almost ripping your ball sack from your body. Well kids be careful where y put ur fuckimg ball sack.



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 22-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
Hahahahahahaaa, Nope never happened , but my balls get lower every year.....



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 23-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
My goodness Wes, I can't even imagine being Old Red Dog unzipping ur suit … or Stinky for that matter! Jeezus



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 23-12-2014
Author: cApT nEmO Reply
Stinky (Chris) was wearing a full face mask called a AGA. So it kinda saved him but he was able to also look right inside for a brief moment. Hahahahahaha. Perhaps that's why he no longer dives Im not to sure. Hahahahahahaha. Merry Xmas



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 24-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
BEWARE OF CRAZY TURKEY/EXCESSIVE FOOD AND BOOZE SHITS AFTER CHRISTMAS DINNER…

MERRY XMAS COAST!!!!!



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 25-12-2014
Author: shnitzel Reply
for fuks sake wes. we HAD to hear that story again did we??? ha ha ha ha!

any grown man to say theyve never shit theyre pants is an outright LIAR! no shit pants story = liear! ha ha ha ha!~

fuking corporate holidays. TURKEYDAY!@



Subject: RE: Coast RULES Date: 27-12-2014
Author: peter Reply
Holidays are over, I ate way too much. But I'll probably have a turkey sandwich for lunch.

lets hear some more stories about shittin' ur pants, But please no more of you're homophobic rants.

To keep coast stronger, peeps need to reply, But with Facebook, its prob easier for u to hook up and bumfuck a guy.

And that's why you all prob spend ur time there. Creeping and lurking, lookin' for meat thats rare.

Straight,gay,transgendered or not, Makes me believe you crave the ballon knot.

So start posting more about positive,funny shit, Or just go back to suckin' ur mothers tit. (u prob still live in mom's basement) (not intended for people who don't)





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