calling Shnitzel

Speedy posted,

Eh Shnitzel, what are the rules and format for a
Clydesdale race? I wish to hold one down here in NZ.
winter rains are on the way and we need a good way to
drown out winter depression.

2014 May 12 3:29 AM

shnitz replied,

each racer must have 12 - 5% or more beers.

-all racers leave at once.

-my course is 7km downhill, then 7km UPHILL totalling 14km.

-each racer must drink 8 of their beers before crossing the finish line

-the remaining 4 unopened beers are given to the winner

-if you puke, your out.

-if you dont arrive with all your empty cans, your out.

-if you are a past winner of the event, you must drink 1 extra beer for every year won.

-i give an "i clydesdale" sticker to each participant to drink all their beers and push the whole trail. puke or no puke, STICKER!

-and add any other rule to keep paul kent from winning!!!! ha ha ha!!!!

stoked!!!!!!! clydesdale!!!!


2014 May 13 4:30 PM

Hardcoreharding replied,

I need your email address to send you drunk

2014 May 22 12:34 AM