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Douche bag longboarder
little (skateboard) man posted,
So for the first time since I started longboarding over 3 years ago, I met a longboarder and thought “I hate you asshole!” Heres the thing, I was out riding my home made mini on the way home from work, and this guy starts to laugh at me and make fun of me for having such a short board. Seriously, he mockingly told me to get a longer board as if my 13 inch wheel base makes me less cool than him!
Who the fuck are you asshole? Where you trying to feel superior to me? Trying to impress your friends? I mean really, is that what skating is about? Having a longer board than the next guy and making fun of him for it? do you ride a “big board” because of your tiny dick? Did pointing and laughing at my “little board” somehow make your little prick bigger? Did you hope that it would make one of your friends suck your little penis and forget how small it truly is, because you showed that loser with the shortboard?
I’m sure you have a nicer longboard than me. You probably have the sweetest trucks and wheels money can buy. You probably tell everyone about that time that you went “really really fast, so fast even, that you almost fell…”
But you’re probably into skating for the wrong reasons. Because I know its cool that you have a longboard, I know its gnarly. And I know that theres something about longboarding that you can’t understand unless you do skate. Trust me, I know, I longboard too ass-wipe! And even though I’ll never give up my longboard, I admit it, I also like to skate on shorter decks. One more thing I know is that if you have an attitude like yours asshole, you’re a poser. – Remember you were the one walking and I was the one skating (I know I know, it was raining. Stop complaining loser)
You see bitch face. This is the coast. We are coasties, and we don’t make fun of someone just because their riding style is different than ours when they’re having fun and are full of stoke. Go buy yourself a fuckin bmw or Mercedes fuck nut. I hear that will really impress your friends. Or better yet. Stop walking and go fuckin skate. Maybe try something new (other than the cruise between your house and starbucks starfuck!). You’d have so much fun if you jumped on my board, and I would of let you if you weren’t such a dipshit.
So please. If you read this; respond and justify your pointing and laughing. And one more thing: eat a bag of dicks.
2008 December 6 2:57 AM
kate or die replied,
good on ya ;)
2008 December 6 3:35 AM
Astro replied,
Awwwwwwww.....im buying a bmw dammit anyways
2008 December 6 12:57 PM
Shello replied,
Shortboards are what made skateboarding in all forms what it is today and longboards are really just skateboards...
2008 December 6 1:18 PM
fakpan replied,
there's a certain look that will fill your eyes when this feeling stikes in any situation.
the look that tells it how it is.
in this case the look of "i'm not gonna lose sleep over a tool like you, but your foolish toolishness slightly gets to me, i hope you'll see better days man"
pop it on and stay fresh to your dome
2008 December 7 3:39 PM
narwhal replied,
"do you ride a “big board” because of your tiny dick?"
woah easy now, what are you trying to say?