help an illegal alien canadien eh
probably the most common name in canada posted,
I wanna sneak to canada and forget aboot all my credit card debt and warrants. I have a warrant for poss. of marijuana for not paying the fine and I owe some banks a couple thousand.
I will think of a canadian name soon and will probably keep the same birthdate so it won't be all confusing and shit.I just need help getting some fake Canadian IDs and stuff together but they gotta look legit. If you could harbor me until I get a job with my new canadian accent that would be fucking cool. I would be stoked with an under-the-table job, like trimming some nugs at a grow house. So if you are reading this- I am the perfect person to help out around the crop. Or maybe a job at a boardshop or somethin.
I am way chill and all I really do nowadays is smoke weed and fuckin skate eh. I think I have the whole canadian style down. Nobody will know
Please help. I also like beer
2009 October 15 11:00 AM
Erica replied,
HAHAHAHA yah right
2009 October 15 11:42 AM
JuX replied,
Dude don't talk about this shit! Just cross the boarder and deal with it all when you get here. The less people know the better.
2009 October 16 5:45 PM
speedy replied,
hey dipshit, don't bring your fuckn problems to our country, we've got enough of them without fuckwits like yo adding to the pile. I had the same problems a few years ago with Canadian revenue and banks and credit cards so i know what you're going thru. But, it was your choice, you do the crime then be prepared to do the time. STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY AND DEAL WITH IT LIKE AN ADULT. YOU USELESS FUCK!!!