CHUCK NORRIS
ScooT posted,
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is!
Anyone got more? haha
2011 June 11 3:21 PM
SORG replied,
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. "
"When Chuck Norris walks in the rain, he doesn't get wet, the rain gets Chuck Norris'ed. "
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "
2011 June 11 3:56 PM
burnaby bomber replied,
Chuck Norris makes onions cry...
2011 June 12 11:54 PM
one eye replied,
Chuck Norris can stare at the sun, and the sun gets
blind!
2011 June 14 7:32 PM
andrew....from....... replied,
when chuck norris does push ups he doesn't push up he pushes the world down
2011 June 14 9:36 PM
phil - the surgeon replied,
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. Only another fist.
2011 June 14 10:48 PM
replied,
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as
a canned beverage. We know this beverage now as red
bull.
Chuck Norris can touch Dale's drum set.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your
door? ... too late!