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sugar maple tree



posted,

best pick up line ever!!!

i would call u sugar maple tree, becuase i would seriously tapp that!


got anything better then that?

2011 June 24 12:51 AM


degauss replied,

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.


Hey, have you ever had you ass eaten out by a fat man in a trench coat?

Both wayyy fucking better. sugar maple tree?? tapping into something so it can drain it's juices into said tap doesn't relate sexually at all. It's like saying damn I'd like to pin the tail on that donkey, wait that actually sounds awesome. It's like saying damn i'd like to put my pig in that blanket, I give up

2011 June 24 2:02 AM